Jay Plemons

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Bum Gossip

As I was walking out of Starbucks today I overheard some pretty good bum gossip. There were these 2 bums sitting on the ramp, and one bum was telling the other about this girl that he had been seeing. The only problem was that this girl had another boyfriend. The first bum said that he hoped the girl wanted him to be her boyfriend, but right now, he thinks that she just wants him in her bed. I put my headphones on and started listening to All Star United before I heard the other bum's advice.

posted by Jay Plemons at 10:39 AM

2 Comments:

  • All Star united?> You should've listened to the other bum's advice...or offered some of your own. I do that every now and then, but I usually end up advising they get a job above all else.

    By Blogger crallspace, at 9:54 AM  

  • Must be a really classy girl. She wants a bum in her bed.

    By Blogger Awesome Jim, at 3:38 AM  

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